You see,me times is just for me,until i am misunderstood,
but misunderstanding shouldnt be explained.
More like who put a ring on Saturn with all the single planets,
who was the pedro at the wedding?
Was Pluto played?to seclude himself that far?
Why is Venus associated with women and mars with men?
I bet most of We-Men,
would prefer being Neptunes,why?
Simple,they make good beats and best of all,
they float next to Ur-anus,
so that we can kick your ass anytime,
back to me,religion has a big slice of my being,
it guides my superiority neglecting the fact that I am not the staunch-est of followers,
poetry goes beyond nursery rhymes,
though i composed them during nursery times,
and among my nursery crimes,
i never slept in the afternoon,but admired the nursery dimes,
what?yeah,why you surprized i had game even when i was 5years old,
i used to whisper sweet uniqueness,
more like, ''hey,when you lie down facing up,the ceiling blushes''
then their armour crushes,
flashes of brilliance of a nursery kid,
rared like a nursery seed,
your surprized?dont be...you've seen the eclipse,the wonders of the world,tsunami,hurricanes?right?
Dont be stunned at me,
i know of a she-friend who used to seduce boys and had sex with them at just 10years in primary,
im not saying i fell victim,but hey,YOU NEVER KNOW,
i am divided into Akil,Elpoet and Ahmed...
You see,Akil is the brains and that cocky dude you bump into,especially if you are a hot girl or one of my close friend,
Elpoet is just a wussy character that Ahmed brought into the picture because apart from being a computer wizz,he could also rhyme,so,
why serve two masters at a time when you can cell-divide your personna in this artistic world.
Ahmed-the bright shy boy,witty but too soft and weak,i had to kill this dude,i stabbed him in the belly and jerked the blade up!
But somehow,his ghost still haunts me,
and was just recently very influencial in deciding a very important dillema,
its always about girls right?
I pity the people who suffer the wrath of Akil,Elpoet and Ahmed at the sametime,
like someone,no naming him/her,again just recently,
how awful is that,a cocky,heartless, remoarseless liar,a wussy poet and a vengeful,weak,soft ghost all up your ass,
they say vengence makes a mammoth out of a mouse,so you feel my pity right?
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Thursday, March 1, 2012
Friday, January 20, 2012
Coldest Winter
midst the very eyes that first saw you,
A tear dropped warming the skin it trickled upon,
A tear of praise,
Praising a finnesse work of art,
You raised tides and lowered jaws,
Jobless men stared in astonishment as your naked body passed,
Those with boxer shorts hid their proof of hard erection,
While the shopkeeper easily ran out of soap weekly,
I say naked because the top did not seem to hide the curvacious bossom but to hold them firm and the tight, tiny, silky hot pants only covered what naturally cant be seen,
When a lady is standing upright,
These are the forms of torment we go through,
Or rather men go through,
Poised herself as a Goddess and all men her minions,
Made thousands,millions,
Salivate, sharing love struck opinions,
Men were a desperate neck and she was a prized medallion,
In bed, the lucky laid men were mesmerized,
They said her moves were ground breaking,
That they painted hieroglyphs, having sex on a pegasus,
And with every thrust, Hades mourned in envy,
Burning souls complaining of the sudden change of heat,
Screaming "What the HELL is going on"
A man once claimed that he flirted with an angel while locking lips with her,
And to him, she was an immortal blossoming flower from the garden of lustful individuals,
You see, she warmed hearts, weakened them, n tore them apart,
As she watched other men standing alert,
Queuing to enter the gates of heaven,
Symbolized as her luscious entry,
She had slept with more characters than a qwerty keyboard,
Fire burning slowly with more wax than a dirty earphone,
She literally broke hearts,
She always blamed him,
Named him, lucifer,
He came and tore her apart and to her,
She is just playing her role as karma's dirty messenger,
She just couldnt heal!! Cursed earthling,
Even kanye couldnt tell her nothing,
With every soul she sought to kill,
She
Defied life's best quality,
That pain doesnt last,
Like how a child cries and laughs after,
Joyous laughter,
Crafted with beauty!!
She then met this guy,
Fly, suddenly he was her afrodisiac and not 'brandy' anymore,like before,
Any flaw?? None
It was him, manly,
She thought,
With all the men she has played like football,
He is the one she was looking for since she stood a foot tall,
Her fantasy guy, showed up from a tear she cried,
There she stood, obviously irresistable, at first,
To him, she turned out to be predictable at last,
Way too attached she turned,
Hardest way for a lesson, she learnt,
The guy complained that she was dug too deep for even his manhood to fill,
As he fell out of her,
To him she was non-existant like cursing on live radio,
Shook her off his back as roughly as a mad horse on a rodeo,
Cupid's bow here had a broken arrow,
Cursed by a dead sparrow,
No pavement to rest on the renovated boulevard of tomorrow,
In short, there was no broad avenue out of this!!!
The silent serpant's hiss,
Was followed by a poison sting that killed her ghetto dreams,
Of the alley of broken promises,
Token, loneliness,
Soaking her phoniness,
Her self esteem now lower than the heights she went to please that guy,
She said she was that that fly,
Hence a succulent prey,
Couldnt kneal down and pray,
The fallen, cunning 'man slayer' met her match trying to find God
In an unanswered prayer,
Lets pray, for her!!!
Friday, January 13, 2012
YES I DO
I look in to your eyes and see a drop of dark pleasure,
Swallowed by a milky white ocean, i measure,
Dimes with this treasure,
Lesser value,
Oh my queen,
What says I,
What sways? Eye- balls enclosed with this socket,
Up, down, side to side, as you glide to eternal freedom,
With no shackles of words ending in 'isms' just the rhythm of your motion, captured,
Raptures inside me, as i cant hold in my hots for you,
Creature inside me dead, for i fought for you,
I flirted with an idea, that gave birth to you,
After emotions that makes us one,
After motions that make us turn,
Breaking cautions that makes us yearn....for more,
Four more, strokes, to bring life to this earth,
I taste the sand, bitter!!!
But the thought that you are from it, sweatens it,
Now i sing, sweet hums of pure bliss,
Each tone, fewer kiss-es,
Mistress of unprecedented beauty, and more beauty and more beauty,
I met you in the dark corners of heaven dancing with demons,
Demons, exposing your skin, to my 'naked' eye,
Needs held in apprehention,
Bellies lower with what i mention,
Tension creeps between my curious hands carressing your skin to find the map to your heart,
Is it a home???a hut of some sought???
I said i met you dancing with demons at the dark corners of heaven, ravens bowing above with your movements,
Moves-meant to shower the earth,
With love, and lust and cums of green pastures,
Read upon by sheikhs and pastors,
Past us, i see the devil pass us,
In God we trust in disguise we mask us as masters of worship,
Destrying warships sailing in our ocean of love,
I love you,
I love you,
I love you,
I feed you words that stitch our wounds,
Stabbed by hypocrisy of our 'love'
I lovr you,
You do not understand,
I love you,
Diseases spread when we AID each other with viruses,
My glasses, shatter, when masses, pass
Im married to verses thus! i still love you *blushes*as, i repeat!
i love you
I lovr you
I love you
Or do I? Do i love you? A lady that weakens me and still makes me stronger,
Killing me softly, with fugees,
Few G's meant to make you savour the moment,
Waiting for the torment,
When i comment on our dying love,
For the fish, wait,
Where did i fish that from? The weight of madnesses creeping inside my skin, tearing my sanity, hiding my vanity,
Disparity,
Three words, i love you!!!
Send shivers up my spine,
But the thought that your mine,
Calms me,
I love you,
Or do I?? :-/
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